Dentist Rant...They Are Alive!!!
The day was defined by a root canal. The dentist (may he rot in hell) cheerfully proclaimed that because the nerves in the tooth were dead, it would be a piece of cake. He then drilled a hole in the crown and jammed his pick through, only to discover that all nerves were alive and well. OMG that fucking hurt!!! You can't imagine the evil things that I have wish on that man.
Bonus...free pass on ice cream for three days.